Faces: Top Ten Funniest From Lenny

“I’m drowning, and somebody just threw me a life preserver shaped like a crime.”
Dark, character-specific, and very Lenny.
“I think I’m gonna need more than a priest. Maybe an undertaker.”
Great gallows humor after Louie takes his passport.
“You here to collect or open a beauty parlor?”
Strong wisecrack during Frank’s unnerving grooming assessment.
“You here to break my fingers or balance my books?”
Funny because it’s defensive, bitter, and still practical.
“I came in with luggage and a stolen identity. I thought wrong was built in.”
Excellent absurd-crime comedy.
“From the porch is not exactly a career.”
Dry and self-aware.
“I have to bring my passport.”
Not funny on its own, but in context it has a great deadpan doom quality.
“That isn’t as comforting as you think.”
Classic Lenny understatement.
“Yeah. Go ahead. Beat the shit out of me. It’ll be quite the conversation piece at the plumbers’ dinner.”
Funny, dangerous, and a big turning point in his confidence.
“Maybe Jersey gets a vacation too.”
Nice morally slippery joke as he starts rationalizing the scheme.

From My Pen To You